Yo momma is so stupid, that when someone asked for a balls transplant, she asked why and how, and the person said,??? I was bowling when I brought the ball up to far back and then BOOM IT HAPPENED???, and she thought he said I want bowling balls for my new balls.
What do you call a dead blonde in a cupboard?1994 hide and seek champion Full text
BLONDE SUICIDEA blonde hurried into the hospital emergency room late one night with thetip of her index finger shot off."How did this happen?," the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor? "You tried to commit suicide by shooting offthe tip of your finger?""No, silly!" the blonde said. "First, I put the gun to my chest, and Ithought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these; I'm not ... Full text