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Joke #1022   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

* yo momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks..
* yo momma so ugly when she looks in her closet the boogey man quite..
* yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry...
* yo momma so ugly when she crys her tears run down the back of her head cuz they are scared of her face....
* yo momma so stupid she has to be drunk to breast feed you...
* ya momma so stupid when you were born youre dad said what a treasure... and then youre momma said ya lets go bury it....



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Joke #122   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde, who's tired and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, ... Full text


Joke #123   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

How did the blonde crash the helicopter? It was getting cold so she decided to turn off the fan. Full text



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