-ur mom is so fat when she was born she gave the hospitals stretches
-ur momma is so fat when she was born the onl way to baptize her was throwing her in the ocean
-ur mom is so fat when she died her coffin took up the graveyard
-ur mom is so small she needed a ladder to climb to the top of the penny
-ur momma is so old i found out that she was best friends with jesus in the Bible
-ur moma is so fat when she went by the tv u missed ur 2 hour special
-ur mom is so fat she could only take a shower in the niagra falls
-ur mom is so fat when she was sent to space i thought she was a new dicovered planet
-ur mom is so fat when there was water in her bellybutton it was a new ocean
-ur momma is so ugly she makes blind people cry
- ur momma is so fat she could only play hopscotch by using the continents