Yo momas like hardware store 5 cent a screw.
Yo mamas like a gumball machine 25 cents a blow.
Yo mamas like a light switch even i five year can turn her on.
Yo mamas like walmart lower prices every day
Yo mama so nasty I asked her what you guys was having for dinner she opened her legs and said tuna.
Yo mama so ugly she got arrested for lookin out the window.
Yo mamas so ugly she went to a scary costume contest and they told her no professionals.
yo mama so dumb she was takin a test and when it said dont write her she put ok
yo mama so fat her favorite music is rock and roll
yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping of the curb
yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cheerio
yo mamas foot is connected to her knee thats why they call her tony
yo mama so broke she was kickin a can down the street iasked what she was doin she said movin
yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mama so fat each part of her body got its own different area code
yo mama so fat the sun revolves around her big ass
yo mamas teeth so yellow she has her own butter factory
yo mamas teeth so yellow she can put the sun out of business.
yo mamas so fat she can play hopscotch with the states.
yo mamas so fat her belt size is the equator
yo mama so old she has jesus in her year.
yo mama so old her social security number is 1
yo mama so fat she tripped and fell and made the grand canyon
yo mama so fat she fell and went straight to hell
yo mama so fat when she walk her legs talk "wait your turn, no you wait your turn"
yo mama legs are like wendys open 24 hours a day
yo mama so fat she went on her date with stilletos and came back with sandals
yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock
what would you get if yo mama had sex with a retarded donkey?
you
yo mama so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
yo mama so ugly they have to to a steak around her neck just so the dogs will play with her.