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Joke #1032 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Yo mama is so fat shes got more rolls than the bakery.
Shes got more balls than the lottery.
Your mums so fat that to get on her good side you have to go to the other side of the world
Shes so fat that she gets the belt size the size of the equator
Shes so fat that when i was in my car and she was crossing the road, i swerved around her and ran out of gas!!!!

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