Q:How do you confuse a blonde?
A:Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. Full text

There are 13 blondes and a brunette hanging on a rope off Mount Everest. The rope is about to snap until a blonde says,"One of us has to let go for the rest of us to survive! Or else we'll all die!" So the 13 blondes start arguing and start saying "you jump off!" "No you jump off!" So finally the brunette says,"Fine... I'll let go for the rest of you to live and make it up this mountain." A second later, as all the blondes are so happy, they begin to clap. Full text