yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car down a freeway.The brunette sees a police car in the rear view mirror.She asks the blonde to turn around and see if the police cars' lights are on.The blonde turns around and replys "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no." Full text
Why did the blonde go up on the roof?She was told that drinks were on the house! Full text