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Joke #1047   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

your mama so nasty she has to cut the string off her tampon so crabs don't bunji jump.
yo mama so nasty she has to take a bath with saltwater to keep her crabs from migrating
yor mama so dark when she walks across the floor she leave skid marks
Yo mama so tall she she back flipped and kicked god



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Joke #172   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

How do you change a blonde's mind?
You blow in her ear! Full text

Joke #173   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Two tourists were driving through Wales.
At the little village of
Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch
they stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..." Full text
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