1. yo momma so fat that she weighed so much she sunk into the middle of the earth due to the magnetic poles!.
2. Yo momma so fat that we are in side of her right now!
3. Yo momma so skinny she used a dorrito to hanf glide on!
4. Yo momma so fat that when she stood up that she hit her head up on the moon and got a bump on her head.
5. yo momma so stupid she triped over a cordless phone!
6. yo momma so stupid that she starved to death in a grocery store.