yo mamma so poor, i saw her kicking a coke can down the street so i asked her what she was doing and she told me yall were moving.
yo mamma so poor i asked her where the bathroom was and she said 3 rd bucket on the left.
Yo mamma so nasty i saw her in a dumpster and i asked her again what the hell was she doing and she said grocery shopping.
yo mamma so fat she went to the beach and the wales started singing we are family even though your fatter than me!
yo mamma so fat she has to take a bath in the kiddy pool
Yo mamma so ugly the dog wont even fuck her.
yo mamma so dumb she picked up the hair spray cuz it said flammable so she tryed to light a candle and blew up more.
you might be a redneck if ya barns bigger than your house
you might be a redneck if u go to visit ya mamma in the pentitinchury on christmas