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Joke #1057 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

YO mama's so fat she got every caterer on speed dial
yo mamas so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat people on da street started yellin "TAXI!!"
yo mamas like a doorknob everybodys used her once
yo mamas such a retard she went out lookin fo a hooker and came back with paris hilton!
yo mamas such a hoe a nickel gets u 9 hours with her

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Joke #193 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

There were 3 girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. There was this magic mirror, and if you said a lie in front of it, you would disappear.
The redhead went up to it and said "I am the prettiest girl in the world" Poof, she disappeared.
The brunette went up to the mirror and said "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world" Poof, she disappeared.
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