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Joke #1058 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

yo moma is so fat that she sit on a high school and made a pre-school.
yo moma is so fat cause shes pregnat.
your mom is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
your mom is so ugly that she walk up 2 a hounted house an got ajob.
your mom is so fat that thats one of the reasons they invinted yo mama fat jokes cause shes flated.
what do u get when 300,000,00 white people jump of an airplane.
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Joke #194 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body."
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Joke #195 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [3]

A blonde walks into a library and shouts, "CAN I HAVE A CHEESE BURGER AND CHIPS?!?"
The librarian replies, "This is a library."
"Sorry," the blonde whispers in a barely audible voice, "can I have a cheese burger and chips?" Full text

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