A policeman pulls over a red convertible for speeding, and driving the car is a beautiful, buxom blonde in skimpy clothes. The policeman asks her for her license, but the blonde looks around her car and purse for it and can't find it anywhere. So the cop asks her for her insurance papers, and she looks and can't find those either.
The policeman tells the blonde to stay put while he goes back to his car. The policeman then calls up his sergeant and says, "Look, boss, I've got a beautiful ... Full text

How come blondes can't dial 911? Cause they don't know the number! Full text