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Joke #1073   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

your momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out big bitch!
your momma is so fat the pillsbury dough boy told her "hey bitch quit eating my food"
your momma is so greedy when you were born she slapped you and breast fed her self
your momma is so poor when i went to your house i asked her whats for dinner she got on the table and said black angus!



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Joke #224   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Why Did it take the blonde so long to eat her M & M 's ?
Because she was trying to put them in aphabetical order! Full text

Joke #225   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Did you hear about the blonde that died raking leaves.
Yeah, She fell out of the tree. Full text
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