Ya mom so stupid thet she brought batteries for a solar powered light!!!!
Why did the blonde have square boobs?Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box. Full text
Question: Five blondes are facing execution: a rocket scientist, a historian, a teacher, a bimbo, and a mathematician. They are each hit with one bullet but, only one bleeds, which one?Answer: The bimbo, you have to be real to bleed. Full text