Your momma so fat...She stepped off a curb into the street and I went to swirve around her and ran out of gas.
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?Nothing. They have never met. Full text
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' Full text