There are two women at the top of a building one a brunette, the other a blonde. They both jump at the same time. Which one landed first?
The brunette, because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions. Full text

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you
don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and ... Full text