1. yo mamas so fat it took 3 taxie rids, 2 train rids, 7 air plane rids and 1 car rid to get to the other side of her.
2. yo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone.
3. yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glasss wall to see what is on the other side.
4. yo mamas so dumb she tried to dround a fish.
5. yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a grocrie store and starved to death.
6. yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her pants.
hahahahahahaha that was good lol tell me if it was good or not