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Joke #1086 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

yo momma so fat that when she goes into the swapmeet,she has to pay 6
bucks +plus tax just 2 get in.
yo momma so fat ,when she called jenny craig for help ,she said sorry
mission i-m-p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e......
yo momma so fat ,she rocks herself 2 sleep ...trying 2 get up from bed..
yo momma so fat , she uses 3 toilets 2 take a shit!,one for her right ass
cheek ,the other for her left, and the middle one, for her asshole....
yo momma so fat when a cop saw her ,he said hey u 2 break it up!
yo momma so fat she uses pillow cases as socks......
yo momma so fat her tub is basically her toilet/...............
yo momma so fat shes spotted on a radar!

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Joke #250 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

One day, a blonde walks into a barber shop and asks for her hair to be cut. The barber says "Sure i'll cut it for you. But you cant have those earphones on." So the blonde tells the barber that she can not take them off and leaves.
Then, a few days later, the blonde walks into the same barber shop and asks for her hair to be cut. The barber tells her the same thing that he told her last time, so she storms out of the shop once again.
Then, for a last and final time, the blonde walks ... Full text

Joke #251 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

what did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?
Look daddy, baby doughnuts Full text

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