Your Mumma's so fat.. when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!!!.(Be honest if this joke sucks lol.)
Why did the blonde have bruises in and around her belly button?Because she had a blonde boyfriend. Full text
Q: Did you hear about the three blondes that froze to death in the drive in movie theater?A: They wanted to go see Closed For Winter. Full text