The Blonde Rancher
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase
a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last 600
dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get ... Full text

Why don't blondes like convertibles?
Their feet get sunburned. Full text