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Joke #1099 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

1.Your mamma is so black that when she went inside the ocean people thought she was an OIL SPILL.
2. Your momma is soo black that when she went to black school....they marked her absent.
3.Your momma is so FAT that when she sat on a dollar....Quarters Popped Out.
4.Youre momma is so UGLY that when The Terminator said "ILL BE BACK"... He never ever came back.
5.Youre momma is soo sticky that when sheep went inside a pond...she polluted it.
6. Youre momma is so poor that she had Sex for A penny or for Free.
Final: Your momma is so Vaginaly Deformed that when she peed...she peed thought 3 sections: The Anus ; The Mouth ; and Through her nose....
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A blonde hurried into the hospital emergency room late one night with the
tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?," the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor? "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off
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"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First, I put the gun to my chest, and I
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