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Joke #1100 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [2]

yo mamas so ugly and hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower
yo mamas so old i slapped her in the back of the head and her tits fell off
yo mamas like a birthday cake everybody gets a peice
yo mamas like a screen door after you bang her a few times she gets loose
yo dads like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard
yo mamas like pizza hut if shes not there in 30 minuts its free
yo mamas like mcdonalds billions and billions served
yo mamas so ugly it looks like shes been hit by a truck full of WHAT THE FUCK

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Joke #278 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde, who's tired and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, ... Full text

Joke #279 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

How did the blonde crash the helicopter? It was getting cold so she decided to turn off the fan. Full text

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