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Joke #1120 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE MAKES MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK LIKE DENSEL WASHINGTON.
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY FOR HALLOWEEN SHE WENT AS HERSELF.
YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE TRIED TO PUT M&M IN ABC ORDER.
YO MAMA IS LIKE CAKE EVERYBODY GETS A PIECE.
YO MAMA IS SUCH A HOE SHE TRIED OUT FOR A AMUTER VIDEO AND THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESINALS.
YO mama is like a vacum everything gets sucked up.
yo mama so dumb she thought party sasauge was a porno.
yo mama so dumb she thought viagra were vitimans.

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Joke #318 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Q:How do you confuse a blonde?
A:Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. Full text

Joke #319 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

There are 13 blondes and a brunette hanging on a rope off Mount Everest. The rope is about to snap until a blonde says,"One of us has to let go for the rest of us to survive! Or else we'll all die!" So the 13 blondes start arguing and start saying "you jump off!" "No you jump off!" So finally the brunette says,"Fine... I'll let go for the rest of you to live and make it up this mountain." A second later, as all the blondes are so happy, they begin to clap. Full text

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