ur mummas so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt onur mumma so ugly, not only did she fall out the ugly tree and hit every branch, she had the nerve to climb back up eat all the fruit and then jump out again
How do you change a blonde's mind?You blow in her ear! Full text
Two tourists were driving through Wales. At the little village of Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogochthey stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"The blonde waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..." Full text