YO MOMMAS SO STUPID, SHE ACTUALLY BOUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Full text
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Full text