1. yo mamas so fat, her blood type is rockey road! LOL2. yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store & starved 2 death! LOL3. yo mamas so fat her belly button has a echo! LOL
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Full text
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Full text