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Joke #1149 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Your mom's so damn pathetic, that she uses yo mama jokes as her only insult.
PS- its best not to use that to some one. not because its dumb, but also because its a yo mama joke and people will definetly call you a damn fool for using those gay little jokes.

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