yo mama so fat she use the driveway for a ironing board
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Full text
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. Full text