Yo Mama so fat she has to wear a watch on both arms, cuz she takes up 2 time zones!
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart. Full text
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Full text