Yo mama is so fat she got stuck in a picture frameYo mama is so ugly she made michael jackson look beutifulYo mama is so fat her lumps marriedYo mama is so fat she was used as the worlds biggest gobbstoperYo mama is so fat when she farted america blew up Yo mama is so fat she plays godzilla in his latest movie Yo mama is so stupid she shot the cat and stroked the big footYo mama smells so bad suddamn hussain used her as an atomic bomb
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face. Full text
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. Full text