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Joke #1155   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [5]

Yo mama is so fat she got stuck in a picture frame
Yo mama is so ugly she made michael jackson look beutiful
Yo mama is so fat her lumps married
Yo mama is so fat she was used as the worlds biggest gobbstoper
Yo mama is so fat when she farted america blew up
Yo mama is so fat she plays godzilla in his latest movie
Yo mama is so stupid she shot the cat and stroked the big foot
Yo mama smells so bad suddamn hussain used her as an atomic bomb



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Joke #388   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face. Full text


Joke #389   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. Full text



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