ur ma is so fat when she eats cake she basicly wears it...
Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris. Full text
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability. Full text