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Joke #1160   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

ur mama is so dumb she stole free bread.
ur mama so old her breast milk is powdered
ur mammas so old she did year three wit jesus
yo mamas so short and skiny that she gets used 4 a dildo
yo mommas so old she owes jesus 3cents
ur mammas so fat that her belt size is the equator



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Joke #398   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [-3]

A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly. Full text

Joke #399   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face. Full text
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