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Joke #1168 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

1 your mom is so fat when someone says lets haul ass she has to make 2 trips
2 your mom is so fat when she walks through the room the radio skips
3 your mom is so fat back in school everybody sat next to her
4 your mom is so ugly when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes
5 your mom is so hairy you almost died of rugburn when you were born

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