1. yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it2. yo mama so nasty she gotta sneak up on bath water3. yo mama so poor she had to put a milkshake on lay away4. yo mama so old she took her drivers liscense picture ontop of a dinosaur5. yo mama so old her social security number is in roman numerals
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father. Full text
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. Full text