Political jokes / So you have found your place in life, at the head of the table. / So you have found your place in life, next to your dog. What! are you a blind man or something? / So you have found your place in life, as Drew Barrymore's pillow. / So you have found your place in life, now that you held up the Wimbledon trophy. / So you have found your place in life, when are you going to stop going to the graveyard. / So you have found your place in life, you say people should not call ... Full text

The US government is just like the Wizard of Oz.
Dick Cheney is looking for a heart.
The Senate is looking for courage.
And George Bush is looking for brains. Full text