Yo mama's like a nail, a little rusty, but she gets the job done
When John Kerry called president Bush to concede the election, he did ask that as a provision of the concession that he be allowed to receive a Purple Heart medal for injuries received in the ass whipping. Full text
How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?3. One to screw in the light bulb and 2 to protest the nuclear power plant that lit that light bulb. Full text