Janet Reno is living proof that Bigfoot exists, and had at least one offspring. Full text

A Democrat and a Republican go camping in the Iron Range of Minnesota. They put their tent down along with the Republican's hunting knife, fishing knife, hunting rifle, and fishfrying pan, and along with the Democrat's portable DVD player with Farenheit 9/11 and they sleep.
All of a sudden, before they knew it a wolf eats the Republican and the Democrat alive. In heaven, they see god.
God says "Since one of my creatures ate you before they gave you a chance to escape, I ... Full text