One sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool.

"What's wrong with you?" he asked.

"Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog."

"Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain?"

"Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when ... Full text

Q: What is 14 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole.
A: Ward Churchill's tie Full text