Me and a few of my friends were walking down the hall, 2 Demoncrats and moi, a republican. They began insulting my political views so in a sorry attempt to defend myself i said
"Bill Cliniton was a horrible president and he was a democrat! Democrats suck!"
My friends chuckled at this poor defense, but simply responded, "No, no...Democrats don't suck, they get sucked!" We all laughed at this. True story, no lie.
*WARNING IF YOU DON"T GET THE JOKE*...Bill Clinton was a Democratic ... Full text

Q:what did the bush fan say to the kerry fan
A:well i'd rather have a dick and a bush rether than two johns that are full of shit. Full text