yo mom is so poor that when i saw her walking down the street kicking a can i asked her wat she was doing and she said moving!!!!! lol
President George W. Bush and John Kerry accidentally wound up at the same barbershop at the same time while stopping for a little touch up while campaigning. As they sat in adjacent chairs, worked on by different barbers, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers each finished their haircuts, the one working on Kerry reached for some scented hair tonic to splash on, but Kerry quickly held up his hand ... Full text
While the cop was smoking weed with the government and congress members, what did he do when he saw a person smoking (doing what he wanted)shot him to get weed for the president Full text