Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane folowing the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States that we have ever experienced in four years. They are naming this one Hurricane KERRY. Be advised that the only way for citizens to protect themselfs is by hiding behind a BUSH. And the only way from protecting yourself ... Full text

Q:What do you get when you put 50 gov. workers and 50 lesbians in the same room?
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