Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me ???Tony Blair.??? Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her ???Gordon Brown.??? We take care of your needs, so we'll call you ???the People.??? We'll call the maid ???the Working Class,??? and your baby brother we can call ???the ... Full text

How is a liberal different from a puppy?
A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
(Sorry if I offended anyone.) Full text