there is a husbin and wife ,the live on a farm....and they are laying in bed....the husbin rolls over and grabs the wife by the tits and says if you could get milk out of these we could get rid of the cows..then he grabs her by the pussy and says if you could get eggs out of this we could get rid of the chickens ...then the wife grabs him by the cock and says if you could get this up ...i could get rid of your brother.... Full text

Three nuns die and go to heaven each nun has to answer a 1 question before she can get through the pearly gates, so the first nun steps up and is asked who was the first man on earth? she says, Adam, lights come on bells go off she walks through the pearly gates. The second nun steps up and is asked who was the first woman on earth? she says, Eve, lights come on bells go off she walks through the pearly gates. Finally, the third nun steps up and St. Peter says ok, now the first two questions ... Full text