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Joke #1193 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

1) Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish
2) Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "We, are family"

3) Yo mama's so stupid she shoved a battiery up here butt and said ," I HAVE THE POWER!"
4) Yo mamma's so ugly she looked in every mirror in here neighborhood and they all broke
5) Yo mamma's so ugly she looked in a mirror and ended her life

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Joke #464 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?
You know it's wrong, but eventually you put your tongue on it. Full text

Joke #465 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before i shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass!
I'll spend the day so drunk i can't speak,
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to ger laid.
The arrow Cupid ... Full text

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