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Joke #1195 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [-3]

Yo Mama so fat, she go baptised at Sea-Wolrd
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits at the beach, Greenpece push her back into
the water

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Joke #468 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

so a straight man... who deperately needs a drinking... runs into the nearest bar he can find... sadly he did not realize that it was a gay bar... he went up to the bartendor and asked him for a drink ... the bartendor replied not until you tell me the name of your dick... "THE NAME OF MY DICK!!!"... the guy exclaimed... he turned to the guy sitting next to him and ask
...whats the name of your dick?
the guy replied
timex
he asked... why timex?
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cuz it ... Full text

Joke #469 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [3]

One day a priest and a nun where traveling thro the desert on a camel and suddenly the camel falls over dead, and after hours of contemplating they realize that there is no hope for survival, so the priest says to the nun "since were gonna die anyway can i ask for one favor," the nun replies "sure" and he says "i have never felt a womans breasts may i please touch yours?" the nun agrees and after about five minutes of foundling the nun says to the preist "now can i ask you favor, i have ... Full text

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