Yo Mama so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang....
Yo Mama so fat, she stepped on the scales and it said " one at a time
please "....
Yo Mama so old, when god said let there be light, Yo Mama hit the
switch....
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone....
Yo Mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone....
Yo Mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car....
Yo Mama so dumb, she sold her car for petrol money....
Yo Mama so fat, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck....
Yo Mama so poor, she cant afford to pay attention....
Yo Mama so poor, burgulars break into the house and leave money....
Yo Mama so poor, I asked her where the toilet was and she said, " pick a
corner, any corner "....