*************yo mumma so fat that shes king kong's bitch************
*************yo mumma so fat she has to use a dump truk insted of a taxi*****
*************yo mumma so fat when she was 5 she went to go in a sumo contest thay said no profeshenals alowd******************
*************yo mumma so hairy se has afros on her nipples**********
*************yo mumma so nasty i called up for phone sex and got an ear infection*************
*************yo mumma so fat her 1st grad photo was a satilite image********
*************yo mumma so small that she poses for trophes*************
*************yo mumma so dumb se got fired from a fruit store from chucking away all the bent bananas**************