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Joke #1200 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Yo Mamma's so ugly she had to get you drunk just to breast feed you!
Yo Mamma's so fat I ran outta gas drivin around her.

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Joke #478 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Tell your girlfriend to bend over and touch her toes.
then tell her to spell run 3 times. hope you like it. Full text

Joke #479 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A woman walks into the doctor's office for a mammogram.
The Doctor says: "Take off your shirt and sit on the table."
The woman takes off her shirt and the Doctor notices an H is imprinted into her chest. When he asks her about it the woman says: "My husband went to Harvard, and when we have sex he likes to wear his jacket. After so many years of marriage, it just kinda stayed." "Oh," says the doctor, "I understand."
The next woman comes in and takes off her shirt and she has ... Full text

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