Jack went to see his doctor complaining that he can't perform sex with his wife anymore and he needs help.
D: this is your lucky day I just received a new medication in the form of an injection guaranteed to get it up. There is only one small problem, it lasts for only on hour and it is expensive so you better call your wife and check that she's home.
Jack: she has to be home where else will she be.
Jack could not find his wife, so he went back to the doctor to ask for another ... Full text

A travelling salesman stops at a small village to spend the night. There's only one hotel run by a middle aged couple. The guy is at the front desk and his wife is in the back room doing the books.
The salesman thows a hundred dollar bill on the coutner and says, "Give me a clean room and a bottle of Whiskey."
"There you are sir," replies the hotel owner as he hands him the key, "Your room is on the second floor. I'll send your whiskey up shortly. Enjoy your stay."
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